he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
