I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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