Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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