my mouth tastes like poor choices
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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