I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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