While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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