Non-Jews are for practice
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You've changed since you got that strap on
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