Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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