I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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