if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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