maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
