Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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