Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm always down for nudity.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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