So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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