Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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