so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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