I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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