that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
do nipples grow back?
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