Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Are we still banned from the library?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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