Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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