He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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