Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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