He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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