Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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