I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
try to milk me bitch
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