new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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