I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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