you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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