your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
farters have to be the big spoon...
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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