I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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