why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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