She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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