Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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