i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
This toilet bowl is my home.
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