is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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