I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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