They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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