i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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