dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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