We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
40s are totally the cure
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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