It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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