some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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