Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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