I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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