Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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