Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We have so much sex to catch up on
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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