Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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