so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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