Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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