he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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