I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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