i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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