so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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