Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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